{"product_id":"dda-clubhouse-2026-founding-member-crystal-ornament","title":"DDA Clubhouse 2026 Founding Member Crystal Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou’ve found your people. \u003cem\u003eNow we’re on your tree.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCommemorate the year you joined a clubhouse where questionable decisions receive overwhelming support. This 2026 Founding Member ornament gives your delusion a very classy place among the holiday decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from crystal-clear glass with light-catching prism-cut edges, it features our Founding Member artwork laser-etched in a crisp, frosted finish. A little sparkle, a little sentiment, and annual proof that you were here when the justifying began.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" ornament made from 100% crystal glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrism-cut edges that catch and reflect your holiday lights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/delusionaldisneyadults\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDDA Clubhouse\u003c\/a\u003e 2026 Founding Member artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-etched design with a permanent frosted finish that won’t fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided design, also visible from the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a ribbon for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay lead to a DDA-themed tree. Followed by a second tree. We can justify both.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ One size","offer_id":52522879549735,"sku":"31618527713357489242","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/2652\/4711\/files\/ornament-2026-founding-member-dda-clubhouse.jpg?v=1793754364","url":"https:\/\/ddaclubhouse.com\/products\/dda-clubhouse-2026-founding-member-crystal-ornament","provider":"DDA Clubhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}