{"title":"Holiday","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"we-can-justify-it-2026-crystal-ornament","title":"“We Can Justify It” 2026 Crystal Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYour tree called. \u003cem\u003eIt wants in on the delusion.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from crystal glass with prism-cut edges, this ornament brings a little sparkle—and a very supportive attitude toward your next questionable decision—to your holiday décor. Our “We Can Justify It” motto, DDA Clubhouse logo, and 2026 date are laser etched into the surface for a frosted finish that won’t fade or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA shiny little keepsake from the year you found your people. Keep it for your own tree or gift it to the friend who’s never once talked you out of booking a trip. That kind of loyalty deserves recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% crystal glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3-inch round ornament with prism-cut edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-etched \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/delusionaldisneyadults\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eDDA Clubhouse\u003c\/a\u003e logo featuring “We Can Justify It” and 2026\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, frosted engraving that won’t fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided design, also visible from the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a red ribbon for easy hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay cause you to justify an entire second tree. Handle with care. Your reasoning may be flexible, but crystal is not.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ One size","offer_id":52522678157607,"sku":"14050538846598825941","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/2652\/4711\/files\/ornament-2026-we-can-justify-it-dda-clubhouse.jpg?v=1793747472"},{"product_id":"delusional-dda-clubhouse-2026-crystal-ornament","title":"Delusional DDA Clubhouse 2026 Crystal Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDeck the halls. \u003cem\u003eJustify it all.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour tree deserves to find its people, too. Featuring our Delusional wordmark, DDA Clubhouse logo, and 2026 year, this crystal ornament adds a little sparkle and a very accurate personality assessment to your holiday décor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe frosted, laser-etched artwork pairs with light-catching prism-cut edges for a keepsake you’ll bring out year after year. Hang it front and center, right where you can admire it while explaining why next year’s trip counts as a Christmas gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" ornament made from 100% crystal glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrism-cut edges that catch and reflect your holiday lights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDelusional wordmark, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/delusionaldisneyadults\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDDA Clubhouse\u003c\/a\u003e logo, and 2026 year\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePermanent laser-etched artwork with a crisp, frosted finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided design, also visible from the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a ribbon for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay inspire you to book a holiday trip “to see the decorations.” Apparently, the ones in your living room weren’t enough.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ One size","offer_id":52522848223527,"sku":"28052220497370861031","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/2652\/4711\/files\/ornament-2026-delusional-dda-clubhouse.jpg?v=1793754383"},{"product_id":"dda-clubhouse-2026-founding-member-crystal-ornament","title":"DDA Clubhouse 2026 Founding Member Crystal Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eYou’ve found your people. \u003cem\u003eNow we’re on your tree.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCommemorate the year you joined a clubhouse where questionable decisions receive overwhelming support. This 2026 Founding Member ornament gives your delusion a very classy place among the holiday decorations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from crystal-clear glass with light-catching prism-cut edges, it features our Founding Member artwork laser-etched in a crisp, frosted finish. A little sparkle, a little sentiment, and annual proof that you were here when the justifying began.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" ornament made from 100% crystal glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrism-cut edges that catch and reflect your holiday lights\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExclusive \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/groups\/delusionaldisneyadults\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"\u003eDDA Clubhouse\u003c\/a\u003e 2026 Founding Member artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLaser-etched design with a permanent frosted finish that won’t fade or peel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-sided design, also visible from the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes a ribbon for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay lead to a DDA-themed tree. Followed by a second tree. We can justify both.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ One size","offer_id":52522879549735,"sku":"31618527713357489242","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0997\/2652\/4711\/files\/ornament-2026-founding-member-dda-clubhouse.jpg?v=1793754364"}],"url":"https:\/\/ddaclubhouse.com\/collections\/holiday.oembed","provider":"DDA Clubhouse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}